Some Great Women Quotes

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SOME GREAT WOMEN QUOTES

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I now I'm not dumb ...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong-

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
-Rita Rudner-

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
-Wendy Liebman-

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- Erma Bombeck-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
- Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

I think; therefore I'm single.
- Lizz Winstead-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
-Gilda Radner-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinhem-

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
-Marie Corelli-

Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.
-Baroness Edith Summerskill-

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbe

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

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